Dan-Dan is not Weird-Al.  He's Meatloaf from the Paradise By the Dashboard Lights era, and now he's praying for the end of time.

Husker demons don't like the West Coast Offense because there's not enough death and destruction.

The cats hate Halloween parties.

This is what happens when you eat all of the Marshmallow Peeps.

These are nice gloves.

Medusa dishes out some Jell-o shots to get people stoned.

Jeebus and Mary spread the good word about temporary chest tattoos.

Schneider showed up to eat salsa and clean the pipes.

Champagne goes well with a little baby.

This is the only time I got Courtney to pose.

How come the Head of Meat has caramel chocolate eyes?

Oh, great.  Now devils and the Virgin Mary are cahooting together.

Warhol gets Jeebus' digits.

The Head of Meat has seen better days.

Steve is dressed up as The Guy Who Wants Everyone to Leave His House Because It's Like Three.

Husker demons like to eat the surf and turf special.