Terse Cogency

Where is the day taking you?

  • Yogurt November 9, 2012

  • Bad day? February 26, 2012

    Bad day?

  • Rips! December 8, 2011

    What's going on here?

  • Dinner in a Door! September 25, 2011

    Dinner in a Door!

  • Everything’s gonna be alright September 4, 2011

    What's going on here?

  • Recent fortunes August 10, 2011

    “Tomorrow will be a five star day for you! Enjoy.”

    “Soon, you will receive pleasant news.”

    “Someone is looking out for you.”

    “You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.”

    “You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.”

    “Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.”

    “You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.”

    “When winter comes, heaven will rain success on you.”

    “The current year will bring you much happiness.”

  • The mouth of madness? May 24, 2011

    The mouth of madness.

  • Bunny Chicky Cake April 28, 2011

    Bunny Chicky Cake

    Freed Bunny Chicky Cake

  • Mouthfeel April 1, 2011

    Can we please all agree to stop using “mouthfeel” as a word? It sounds pornographic. Just say “texture” instead.

    As a trade-off, let’s start using “holding court” as a euphemism for spending a long time on the turlet.

    Example: “Jack isn’t usually so late to our weekly staff meeting. He must be holding court.”

    Hold court here?

  • Frankendog or Dogenstein? January 31, 2011

  • It’s Just Nice to Have January 31, 2011

    Do you have special towels in your bathroom that you’re not supposed to use because they’re there for decoration, or maybe they’re just there for guests to look at and wonder whether they’re safe for use?

    Or do you have these towels because they’re just nice to have?

    Nice towels.