- Yogurt November 9, 2012
- Bad day? February 26, 2012
- Rips! December 8, 2011
- Dinner in a Door! September 25, 2011
- Everything’s gonna be alright September 4, 2011
- Recent fortunes August 10, 2011
“Tomorrow will be a five star day for you! Enjoy.”
“Soon, you will receive pleasant news.”
“Someone is looking out for you.”
“You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.”
“You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.”
“Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.”
“You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.”
“When winter comes, heaven will rain success on you.”
“The current year will bring you much happiness.”
- The mouth of madness? May 24, 2011
BunnyChicky Cake April 28, 2011 BunnyChicky Cake
- Mouthfeel April 1, 2011
Can we please all agree to stop using “mouthfeel” as a word? It sounds pornographic. Just say “texture” instead.
As a trade-off, let’s start using “holding court” as a euphemism for spending a long time on the turlet.
Example: “Jack isn’t usually so late to our weekly staff meeting. He must be holding court.”
- Frankendog or Dogenstein? January 31, 2011
- It’s Just Nice to Have January 31, 2011
Do you have special towels in your bathroom that you’re not supposed to use because they’re there for decoration, or maybe they’re just there for guests to look at and wonder whether they’re safe for use?
Or do you have these towels because they’re just nice to have?