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Seth MacFarlane said he had fun hosting the Oscars but he would not host again if asked. Seth, Go Take a Nap! Do you really think you’ll get asked to host the Oscars again? And if you somehow did, you always, always say yes to Oscar. [Yes.--Eds.]
Morrissey said there would be less war if more men were homosexual, because homosexual men don’t start wars to kill homosexual men. Morrissey, Go Take a Nap! Don’t you remember the Great Gay Wars of 1513? [It was a low point in gay war history.--Eds.]
And Richard Burton finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hollywood Walk of Fame, that’s Just Nice. Maybe you can dig up his corpse and put his hands in some wet cement for us, too. [Ew, gross.--Eds.]
