Ravages of time
Morrissey has asked the Staples Center to not serve meat at the concession stands there when he performs next month. Morrissey, Go Take a Nap! People need to eat meat so they can make strong muscles and be able to dance all crazy when you sing. [There's protein in hair.--Eds.]
And The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 was voted the Razzie for worst movie of last year. Oh, Really? I thought it was pretty good, but I hadn’t seen any of the other movies so none of it made any sense. [The vampires are trying to eat the werewolves, and the werewolves are trying to eat the vampires.--Eds.]
