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The Superbowl halftime show by Beyonce did not cause the power outage, according to the NFL and a subsequent report. Beyonce, that’s Just Nice. You would’ve never forgiven yourself if you caused that power outage. [We wouldn't be able to sleep at night.--Eds.]
Shirley Bassey will perform Goldfinger at this year’s Oscars. Shirley, that’s Quite Nice. But everyone knows Moonraker is the better song. [We want Lulu.--Eds.]
And Disney confirmed plans to make two Star Wars spinoff movies, one about a young Han Solo, and one about Boba Fett. Disney, Go Take a Nap! We want a Jar-Jar spinoff! [We deserve a Nien Nunb spinoff first.--Eds.]
