Future seeds
Frank Serpico said that Al Pacino played him better in Serpico than Frank did himself in real life. Frank, Go Take a Nap! Who were you trying to play in real life, then? [Maybe John Malkovich?--Eds.]
Spike Lee said he won’t see Django Unchained because it would be disrespectful to his ancestors to watch the movie. Spike, Go Take a Nap! Your ancestors are dead! They won’t care if you see a controversial movie now and then. [Unless they're ghosts and they haunt the planet because he sees controversial movies now and then.--Eds.]
A recent survey suggests people are reading newspapers less often and using tablets more. Oh, Really? I hadn’t noticed. [We like to take the crossword puzzle into the bathroom still.--Eds.]
And Richard Branson bought Kate Winslet and her new husband two tickets to outer space on Virgin Galactic as a wedding gift and because Kate saved Richard’s mom from a burning building in 2011. Richard, that’s Really Quite Nice. I hope I can save your mother someday. [Outer space is a pleasant place.--Eds.]
