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Some of the L.A. pr0nn0 industry is threatening to leave the city, as local officials are threatening to require all actors to wear condoms, else film licenses won’t be granted. Some of L.A. pr0nn0 industry, Go Take a Nap! Everyone can wear a condom and be fine. Just fix it in post, you know, buff out the condoms with CGI or something. [They should just wear condoms that look like penises.--Eds.]
An Australian horsefly with a golden butt was named Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae, in honor of the Bootylicious Beyonce. Beyonce, that’s Quite Nice. Being associated with horseflies must be a great honor. [Indeed.--Eds.]
And Luther Campbell said 2 Live Crew is planning to reunite and tour this summer. Luther, that’s Just Nice. We’re all excited to see some old, sexist raps. [Um.--Eds.]
