You got for what you asked
R. Kelly said he’s written another 32 chapters for Trapped in the Closet, but he needs some money to film them. R., Go Take a Nap! Only 32 more chapters? Why are you slouching so much? I want to see an epic 64 more chapters so it can wind up all the loose ends. [We feel trapped by this blog.--Eds.]
David Copperfield was outbid for the Oscar Orson Welles won for best original screenplay for Citizen Kane, which ultimately sold for $861,000. David, Go Take a Nap! You didn’t bid $862,000? Think of all the great magic tricks you could’ve done with that statue! [That's a lot of cheap tacos.--Eds.]
Hines Ward said he had a blast when filming a football scene for The Dark Knight Rises. Hines, that’s Quite Nice. It’s all so very, very nice. [We had a blast watching Barney Miller reruns once.--Eds.]
And Trent Reznor said he tried some new techniques for composing the score for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, one of which was composing music for the film months before ever seeing the script. Trent, Go Take a Nap! How could you possibly know what the movie was about before reading the script? [Maybe a lucky guess?--Eds.]
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