Baby carrots: lives cut too short
Charlie Sheen accidentally tweeted his phone number to all of his followers in a message intended directly for Justin Bieber, which read “Call me bro.” Charlie, Go Take a Nap! You should never tweet phone numbers in tweets. Why didn’t you just post a YouTube video for Justin telling him to call you, and put your phone number in a code only Justin could crack? [Maybe a Caesar cipher?--Eds.]
Scarlett Johansson said Matt Damon was afraid of snakes on the set of We Bought a Zoo. Scarlett, Go Take a Nap! It’s not cool to out your costars as snake-o-phobes. [We didn't buy a zoo.--Eds.]
And Richard Hatch hopes to land a new reality show which would highlight his relationships with children born from his donated sperm. Richard, that’s Quite Nice. But why not just enjoy the relationships without involving the tevee? [Maybe it's for money?--Eds.]
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