Excellence requires consistency
Justin Bieber said he’s never even met Mariah Yeater, who claims she was impregnated by him, but she wants a paternity test and child support. Mariah, Go Take a Nap! If he’s somehow crazily is the father of your baby, you should ask for more than child support. You should make him name a song after you and the kid and you should make him take you on all of his tours and give you a bunch of coupons for KFC. [Popeye's is better.--Eds.]
And Scarlett Johansson said that the nude pix of her that everyone saw on the Internet were intended for then-husband Ryan Reynolds. Scarlett, Go Take a Nap! You don’t need to send nude pix to your then-husband. Just get naked for him in person. [A good deal.--Eds.]
