Everybody dance, everybody fight
Shia TheBeef got into another drunken bar fight, this time in Vancouver. By all accounts, he’s fine. Shia, Go Take a Nap! Sometimes when you get into drunken bar fights, it’s unavoidable, but sometimes you can just throw your drink at the enemy and run real fast and get away. Try that next time. [Don't start a fight you can't win.--Eds.]
Justin Bieber hopes that his Christmas album is one that everyone will remember. Justin, that’s Quite Nice. We will all remember it. Always. [Forever.--Eds.]
Hackers accessed the Sesame Street YouTube channel and uploaded pr00n0 to it. Hackers, Go Take a Nap! That’s not cool. Kids don’t want to see Bert and Ernie going at it. [They don't have penises.--Eds.]
And Charlie Sheen says he’s very disappointed with the direction Two and a Half Men has taken. Charlie, Go Take a Nap! Why would you care? You’re on to bigger and better things now. [We think he should do musicals.--Eds.]
