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Model Miranda Kerr will model a $2.5Million bra, called the Fantasy Treasure bra. Fantasy Treasure bra, Go Take a Nap! At $2.5Million, that’s, like 10Million cheap tacos! [Or $1.25Million per, um, er.--Eds.]
Sixteen actors in zombie makeup were injured when a set they were on fell while filming for Resident Evil 5, and the injuries were hard to distinguish from the fake guts. Sixteen actors, Go Take a Nap! When you fall and get injured and some are real and some guts are fake, you point out which are fake and which are real to the doctor, and that’s that. [That's why we'll never be fake zombies.--Eds.]
And George Lopez said he plans to return to tevee in a new family-centric sitcom soon. George, that’s Quite Nice. I can’t wait to set the DVR, so let us all know ASAP when we can catch that first episode. [Betamax was the superior format.--Eds.]
