Coasting on through
Justin Bieber rented out the Staples Center to have a steak and pasta dinner with Selena Gomez, and then they watched Titanic. Justin, Go Take a Nap! Do you really think meat and pasta is the way to Selena’s heart? You should’ve had a nice salad and you gotta have dessert, too. [We don't think eating at an arena is romantic.--Eds.]
Whoopi Goldberg said she can’t resist potato chips, she loves fried chicken, and won’t eat watermelon in public. Whoopi, that’s Quite Nice. I can’t resist good Indian food, I love pastrami, and I won’t eat grapefruit in public. [We can't resist pastries, we love tacos, and we won't eat nachos in public.--Eds.]
Roger Daltrey said modern music is lacking in strong vocalists who can lead bands, and puts some of the blame on shows like American Idol. Oh, Really? Maybe you need to check out Sputnik Kaputnik and the Cherry Mashers. [Indeed.--Eds.]
And Colin Powell has a new book which offers leadership advice. He says that you should “get mad, then get over it.” Colin, Go Take a Nap! All great leaders get mad and then punish those who made them mad, and then they rub their enemies’ faces in it. [We're mad, we're over it.--Eds.]
