Change everything until you’re happy
Lars von Trier says he’s not sorry for his comment about sympathizing a little bit with Hitler due to his German ancestry. Instead, he wishes he’d made it clearer that he was telling a joke. Lars, Go Take a Nap! You are an awful joke teller. You need some lessons. I’m free most evenings. [We have some advice, too.--Eds.]
Universal Pictures is planning to make yet another version of Scarface, but no details have been released. Universal Pictures, Go Take a Nap! Come up with some original ideas now and then. Like, how about a vampire movie where the vampires are really good at tap dance. [Or vampires who run a gourmet cupcake store?--Eds.]
R.E.M. officially broke up. Oh, Really? I didn’t know they were still together. [Good one.--Eds.]
And Mick Jagger is unsure whether the Rolling Stones will be playing a 50th anniversary tour. Mick, Go Take a Nap! You’ve gotta go out on the 50th, because if you skip it, people will demand a 60th. [We hope they do hand-bell choir stuff at the home.--Eds.]
