Take what you can take
Sarah Jessica Parker said there are no immediate plans to make a third Sex and the City movie. SJP, Go Take a Nap! There better be immediate plans to make another fifteen Sex and the City movies, or else it’s all pretty meaningless, don’t you think? [The fifth installment better be in space.--Eds.]
Gerard Depardieu said that a prostate problem caused him to have to urinate into a bottle during takeoff on a flight, and he filled the bottle and it overflowed and it was embarrassing and a passenger said it looked like he was just drunk. Gerard, Go Take a Nap! If you drink too much at the airport bar and have to urinate on the flight, you gotta tough it out and wait for the captain to say you can use the bathroom, or you have to just pee your pants. Those are your two options. [Don't drink beer before your flights.--Eds.]
And Sean Penn said that he didn’t really understand The Tree of Life, and that Terrence Malick took the wrong approach to filming what he said was the most magnificent screenplay he’d ever read. Sean, Go Take a Nap! You shouldn’t go around bagging on films you’re in, and you really shouldn’t bag on the director. He’s probably not going to ask you to do another film with him! [We think this column is not-magnificent.--Eds.]
