Just drivin’ around
The rapper The Game could face criminal charges after using Twitter to encourage his over 580,000 followers to call a phone number for an internship, but it turns out that phone number was actually the number of the Compton sheriff station, and The Game was just pulling a prank. The Game, Go Take a Nap! Everyone knows you don’t pull pranks on sheriffs. That just leads to trouble. [Whatever happened to ordering pizzas for people?--Eds.]
Adam Levine said that American Idol goes out of its way to hide the sexuality of its gay contestants. Adam, Go Take a Nap! It’s easy to tell which contestants are gay: they wear black eye makeup. [Um.--Eds.]
Charlie Sheen was pelted with debris after hosting the Insane Clown Posse’s Gathering of the Juggalos. Charlie, that’s Quite Nice. I think that means you’ve been officially accepted into the ICP family. [He should've had a Tiger Blood and Faygo.--Eds.]
And an 11-year-old mayor for a day in Texas declared a street as Justin Bieber Way. 11-year-old mayor for a day, Go Take a Nap! Whatever happened to Hal Linden Avenue or Imogene Coca Boulevard? [Gene Rayburn Road?--Eds.]
