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Sesame Street issued a statement that Bert and Ernie are not gay, would not get married on the show, are just puppets, best friends, and have no sexual orientation. Sesame Street, Go Take a Nap! Puppets have sexual orientation! Have you not seen the plushie fetish sites? [We prefer "plushophilia."--Eds.]
Tyler Perry may have his own cable channel soon. Tyler, Go Take a Nap! I don’t think the world needs 24/7 Madea. [Says you.--Eds.]
Gossip Girl and The Vampire Diaries won big at this year’s Teen Choice Awards. Oh, Really? [Vampires are sexy.--Eds.]
And Kanye West said that when he walks through a hotel or down the street, people look at him like he’s Hitler. Kanye, Go Take a Nap! No one would mistake you for Hitler. You don’t even have the Hitler mustache! [He does have the hair, though.--Eds.]
