Comprised of compromise
Glenn Beck said that the Norway youth summer camp run by the Labor Party “sounds a little like the Hitler Youth or whatever.” Glenn, Go Take a Nap! It’s not “or whatever.” That camp is exactly like the Hitler Youth: participation is optional, teens have a fun time and play soccer, and the goal is to become more involved in politics to become active members of society. [We were teenage Republicans, but now we're disenfranchised.--Eds.]
Rosie O’Donnell said that her new show on Oprah’s network will heavily involve her own sense of humor. Rosie, That’s Quite Nice. But I think I’ll pass. [Our editing heavily involves our own sense of doom.--Eds.]
Andrew Garfield said he likes the Spiderman role so much that he could play it his whole life. Andrew, Go Take a Nap! It’ll be way creepy when you’re playing Spiderman at the age of 88. Can you even imagine what those stinky old webs will look like? [Maybe special effects will be better by then.--Eds.]
And Leighton Meester sued her mom for misusing funds which she gave for the benefit of her younger brother who has medical problems. Her mom is accused of using those funds for things like drugs and plastic surgery. Leighton’s mom, Go Take a Nap! When you get money to misuse, you need to buy stuff with value, like gold or Elton John scented stones. [Those aren't stones.--Eds.]
