Illogic leads to regress
Javier Bardem supports an international treaty to help actors ensure they get paid for their performances beyond a film’s release. He also wants the prices of movie tickets to go down so people won’t feel the need to pirate them. Javier, Go Take a Nap! You can’t have your butter and bread at the same time! If you pay actors, then the movies have to cost a lot to see. It’s basic supply and demand. [We wish Goobers were cheaper at the movies.--Eds.]
CBS won the ratings week with a series of reruns and reality shows. CBS, Go Take a Nap! Winning ratings week with reruns and reality shows is like winning America’s Got Talent with Geechy Guy and John Tesh. [Or Yahoo Serious and the Unknown Comic.--Eds.]
And Charlie Sheen is slated to return to tevee in a show based on the movie Anger Management. Charlie, Go Take a Nap! You coming back to tevee in a show called Anger Management is like Geechy Guy coming back to tevee in a show called America’s Got Talent. [Or Howie Mandel coming back to Make Me Laugh.--Eds.]
