Make it last
Cory Monteith found out he would not be back for the fourth season of Glee via the Hollywood Reporter, and Chris Colfer found out via Twitter. Cory and Chris, Go Take a Nap! You should’ve seen this coming because your performance reviews came back negative and you didn’t get the promotions you were hoping for. [We hope to find out we've lost this editing job via Twitter.--Eds.]
Stephen Spielberg will make his first Comic-Con appearance this week, promoting a new movie about Tintin. Stephen, Go Take a Nap! Your first appearance is with Tintin footage? First appearances ought to be made of sterner stuff. [He's as constant as the northern star.--Eds.]
And QVC cancelled an appearance by Jane Fonda because it received complaints about her Vietnam activism of the early 1970s. QVC, Go Take a Nap! You can’t give in every time someone pushes back! You’ve got to bully the bullies or they’ll always win. [Maybe she was going to sell Excessive Machines?--Eds.]
