Experiencing feelings
Daniel Radcliffe admitted that he was at one point reliant on alcohol and is lucky that the paparazzi never caught him at his worst moments. Daniel, Go Take a Nap! Do you have any idea how awesome it would be to see a drunken wizard casting drunken spells? You might turn a witch into a wardrobe or something. [We prefer drunken noodles.--Eds.]
And Charlie Sheen will be roasted on Comedy Central. Charlie, Go Take a Nap! Those jokes are just gonna write themselves. It’ll all be a perfunctory exercise. For example: “Q: How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? A: So much that his septum turned white!” [Or was it his philtrum?--Eds.]
