It’s freedom time
Shia TheBeef said he hooked up with Megan Fox while filming a Transformers movie. Shia, Go Take a Nap! If you said that to impress us, we’re not impressed. However, if you’d hooked up with Megatron, that would be newsworthy. [We bet Bumblebee is a real sexpot.--Eds.]
A statue of Chuck Berry will indeed be installed in St. Louis, despite objections from locals over his prior criminal history. Locals, Go Take a Nap! If we objected to every statue of every person on the grounds that they had a criminal history, we’d only have, like, two statues. [One would be Hal Linden, the other of Imogene Coca.--Eds.]
And Elijah Wood said that returning to New Zealand to film The Hobbit would be like a family reunion. Elijah, Go Take a Nap! You’re not related to Hobbits! [He might be. He has the eyes.--Eds.]
