Where are all the moon-dried tomatoes?
Florence Henderson says she got crabs from John Lindsay, who was the mayor of New York at that time. Florence, that’s Really Quite Nice. I mean it. That’s Really Quite Nice. [We prefer to call them pubic lice.--Eds.]
The iconic dress Marilyn Monroe wore in The Seven Year Itch sold recently at auction for $4.6Million. Marilyn’s iconic dress, Go Take a Nap! Do you have any idea how many cheap tacos that is? That’s like 9.2Million cheap tacos! [Or 18.4Million cheap tacos on cheap taco night.--Eds.]
A group of investors sued Tobey Maguire over some poker winnings which the lawsuit claims were fraudulent transfers of money. Tobey, Go Take a Nap! You don’t need to play poker for money. Just play for peanuts. It’s the same rush. [We play for cashews.--Eds.]
And a judge gave Lindsay Lohan a citation for rooftop partying. Judge, Go Take a Nap! Lindsay has to party on the rooftop or it all just goes to shit. [We like rooftop gardens.--Eds.]
