Don’t worry too much
The Academy Awards will not always nominate ten pictures for best picture each year. Instead, they’ll nominate anywhere from five to ten movies, depending upon how many are deemed worthy. Academy Awards, Go Take a Nap! Until you have a category for best hybrid monster movie or best Hal Linden movie, it’s all pretty meaningless, don’t you think? [Sharktopus?--Eds.]
Hugh Hefner (85) did not get married to a 24-year-old Crystal Harris because she had a change of heart. Crystal, Go Take a Nap! You could’ve been married to someone old enough to be your great-grandfather! [Ewww.--Eds.]
And the new Popemobile will be a Mercedes-Benz electric hybrid. Mercedes-Benz, that’s Quite Nice. But you should really make one that can float on water. [That was a joke?--Eds.]
