Getalong, big doggies
Kid Rock is aiming to make his next record less serious. Kid Rock, Go Take a Nap! These are serious times and we need some serious rock. [We could go for less Kid Rock.--Eds.]
Wayne Rooney is delighted with the result of his hair transplant. Wayne, that’s Just Nice. I haven’t seen it yet, so I don’t know whether to be delighted or not. [We bet you'll be delighted.--Eds.]
The MTV Movie Awards will feature exclusive clips from upcoming movies. MTV Movie Awards, Go Take a Nap! Exclusivity breeds jealousy. [We're not going to be jealous, because we're going to watch.--Eds.]
Tiger Woods was last year’s highest-paid athlete. Tiger, Go Take a Nap! I didn’t win any tournaments last year, either, and I’m still writing this damn column for peanuts. [And can you imagine what we get paid?--Eds.]
And Leonard Cohen won Spain’s top award for writers who don’t write in Spanish. Spain, Go Take a Nap! How do you know what’s good non-Spanish writing? Do you see America giving awards for non-American writing? [Some things get lost in translation, of course.--Eds.]
