Drain, brain, drain
Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Ashton, that’s Quite Nice. Will they call the show Two or Three Men now? [We like "After Sheen."--Eds.]
Rod Stewart said he wants to start writing songs again. Rod, that’s Just Nice. Go ahead. See if we care. [We care.--Eds.]
Britney Spears will be featured in a biographic comic book which is part of the Fame series. Britney, that’s Just Nice. Maybe you can battle Spawn or something. [We saw that on the bus.--Eds.]
And after Marg Helgenberger said Justin Bieber was a brat, Justin fired right back and called Marg kinda lame. Justin, Go Take a Nap! You need to learn how to slam on people better than that. Say stuff like Marg is a real turd sandwich, or maybe that her gramma wore combat boots. [Or that she smells like pepperoni.--Eds.]
