Save some ice cream for later
Katy Perry said she didn’t really have a childhood and that her parents were so evangelical that no one in her house was allowed to say things like deviled eggs or Dirt Devil. Katy Perry’s parents, Go Take a Nap! You can’t hide the devil from your daughter! You’ve got to let her experience temptation or else she’ll grow up and sing about kissing girls! [And marry Russell Brand.--Eds.]
Mariah Carey named her newborn twins Moroccan and Monroe. Monroe, the daughter, was named after Marilyn Monroe, and the son, Moroccan, was named after the Moroccan Room, where Nick Cannon proposed to her. Moroccan and Monroe, Go Take a Nap! Your names are way whack, dude. Time to see the judge for an official name change. [They couldn't help it.--Eds.]
Julia Roberts wants to help introduce millions of clean-cook stoves to the world by 2020, because toxic fumes from cooking stoves in developing countries kill two million people a year. Julia, Go Take a Nap! It’s not cooking stoves that kill people, it’s the toxic fumes coming from them that kills the people. If people would cook with gas masks on, it would be all good. [Or they could cook outside?--Eds.]
And more than half of Americans recently polled said they would never support a Trump-Palin ticket for president and vice-president. More than half of Americans, Go Take a Nap! Do you have any idea how crazy things could get with Trump-Palin running the show? Everyday would bring a new tevee-worthy event, and they’ve both got nice hair. [Kinda.--Eds.]
