It depends upon how you slice them

Guy Fieri urged the California Legislature to pass a resolution which would encourage parents to cook with their kids on Sundays. Guy, that’s Quite Nice. But wouldn’t it be more fun to get a greasy burger and fries at the local diner or dive or drive-in? [And then the family could film each other eating and put it on YouTube.--Eds.]

Superman suggested to the United Nations that he might renounce his U.S. citizenship because he’s tired of people believing his actions are dictated by U.S. interests. Superman, Go Take a Nap! You don’t need to apologize for anything. You spun the Earth backwards to save Lois Lane from an earthquake, and that’s good enough for me. [He also put a big hurt on General Zod.--Eds.]

And Oprah’s last show will be a huge star-studded affair. Oprah, that’s Just Nice. Make sure you invite Hal Linden and Imogene Coca, because they’re the biggest stars you can use to stud-up your finale. [Paul Lynde wouldn't be a bad guest, either.--Eds.]

~ by jackjackson on May 1, 2011.

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