Everyone sleeps on the couch sometime
A life-sized reenactment sculpture of Michael Jackson dangling his baby over a hotel railing popped up in London, causing an uproar from fans. Fans, Go Take a Nap! I just looked at a picture of the sculpture and I think it really captures the moment. And because it’s just a sculpture and Michael Jackson is dead and the baby isn’t a baby anymore, there’s no threat of harm to anyone. [The sculpture makes a post-modern statement about what it means to dangle babies over railings.--Eds.]
And Bristol Palin made $262,500 in 2009 for advocating teen sex abstinence. Bristol, that’s Quite Nice. But if you’d paid attention to your own advice, you wouldn’t have that lovely baby! [Just don't dangle it over railings, unless you want a sculpture made later.--Eds.]
