It’s nap time
Prince William will not be wearing a wedding ring because of personal wishes. Prince William, Go Take a Nap! How will all the women you meet know you’re married? A ring is a symbol of your betrothal! [Maybe he's just trying to save some money for the honeymoon?--Eds.]
John Mellencamp and Stephen King are working on a musical described as riveting Southern Gothic. John and Stephen, that’s Just Nice. But you sure don’t need to qualify Southern Gothic with riveting, because it’s pretty obvious anything you two put together that’s Southern Gothic will be riveting. [And poppy/macabre?--Eds.]
For some reason, a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair telephone survey asked people about Justin Bieber, and 30% of the respondents said they thought he would be in celebrity rehab by the time he’s 30. 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair telephone survey, Go Take a Nap! Who cares if people think Bieber’s headed for celebrity rehab at 30? We all want to know where he’s headed right now. [Probably to a movie.--Eds.]
And Rosie O’Donnell will film her show where Oprah does after Oprah’s done. Rosie, that’s Quite Nice. You have a big studio and some big shoes to fill! [We think she'll fit.--Eds.]
