Every day’s a circus
Steven Soderbergh said he’s going to stop making movies after his next two. Steven, Go Take a Nap! If you don’t make Ocean’s Fourteen and Ocean’s Fifteen, how will we know how their story ends? [He should just skip to the final episode, "Ocean's Seventeen."--Eds.]
And Garrison Keillor says he plans to retire as well, but probably not until 2013. Garrison, Go Take a Nap! The whole world ends in 2012! How do you think you’ll get to retire a year after the world’s end? [Maybe it's to maximize his Social Security?--Eds.]
And James Blunt is not going to be playing organ at the royal wedding. It turns out that was just a joke. James, Go Take a Nap! I had the DVR all programmed and ready to go, but now there’s just no reason to watch anymore. [And the marriage will be done sometime in 2012, anyway, what with the world's end and all.--Eds.]
