Flour + Water (San Francisco)
It was my intention to get to Una Pizza Napoletana this time, but it was closed for the week. Instead, I went to Flour + Water and I don’t remember much because I’d been drinking all day and then we had some more booze to go with the food and I guess I’ll just recap what I remember.
First, I remember taking this picture. And I remember really liking the pizza. And there was some kind of appetizer that had little fried balls of pork fat that were like hush puppies but way better and didn’t smell like dead fish. And the salad before it featured my new favorite flavor combo: orange and avocado. I seriously think orange and avocado go together like peanut butter and chocolate, and I’ll be putting oranges and avocados on a bunch of things now.
I remember causing a scene and getting into a fight and then leaving quickly and then we had to drink some more while we watched a local government TV interview of clowns about to celebrate International Clown Day.
I’ll try to hit Bread + Flour sober next time.


