Find the ripe avocados
Elton John said that Billy Joel needed to find himself some better, tougher rehab. Elton, Go Take a Nap! People don’t need better or tougher rehab. They just need to be loved, and they need to stop doing drugs and drinking so much that they’re walking through life all whacked-out all the time. And just imagine how much sooner we would’ve landed on the moon if nobody ever got too drunk or did too many drugs? [We probably would've never gotten to the moon without some extra help.--Eds.]
And a red swimsuit that Farrah Fawcett wore on Charlie’s Angels is now part of the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History. Farrah’s red swimsuit, that’s Quite Nice. But when will the Smithsonian add Hal Linden’s mustache and Imogene Coca’s glasses? [We're waiting for the Jokermobile to get added.--Eds.]
