Snoop Dogg was arrested for marihuana possession in Sierra Blanca, Texas, when a border patrol drug dog sniffed it outside of Snoop’s tour bus, and then the patrol found several joints in a prescription bottle (Snoop has a prescription for marihuana in California). Snoop, Go Take a Nap! Your prescription is only good in California, not Texas! You’ve just gotta get way super-duper high in California and then get in the bus and ride. Just ride. [Should he wear a Notre Dame football helmet, too?--Eds.]
In unrelated news, Heather Donahue, a star of The Blair Witch Project, is also now a published author of a new book, Growgirl, a non-fiction story about how she spent a year growing medicinal marihuana in Northern California. Heather, that’s Just Nice. Now you need to film a documentary showing the life of your medical marihuana as it travels from place to place, ending up on Snoop Dogg’s tour bus, and ultimately as evidence in a small border town in Texas. [We wouldn't want to watch such a film.--Eds.]
And now for some Justin Bieber updates:
First, Bieber said he wants to grow up at his own pace, not too fast. Bieber, that’s Quite Nice. But remember, everything in moderation, including moderation. [We grew up at just the right pace and became editors of a crummy gossip blog.--Eds.]
Second, Bieber said he wants to be as famous as Michael Jackson, but wants to avoid singing about sex and drugs. Bieber, Go Take a Nap! The only way to become as famous as Michael Jackson is to sing about sex and drugs. Every Michael Jackson song is about sex and drugs, for example, note the lyrics to Ben. [We hope this blog never discusses drugs or sex.--Eds.]
Finally, Bieber said he doesn’t go to church, but instead focuses on personal prayer and talking directly to God. Bieber, that’s Really Quite Nice. If I were God, I’d look forward to chatting with you on a regular or even semi-regular basis. [We pray we can find a new job soon.--Eds.]
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