Ty said he wasn't getting married until all the bridesmaids put on their merkins.

So we all went out to get a bunch of merkins.

Steve demonstrates how one wears a merkin.

The ladies had better sense than to wear their merkins on the outside of their clothing.

Lee explains to Ty that the merkins were supposed to be canary yellow.

Aaron is letting his hair grow long so he can donate it to the Merkin Foundation Fund.

Sara suggests to Katie that it makes no sense to get a Brazilian and then wear a merkin.

Ty suggests it makes a lot of sense.

Neal analyzes and improves the merkin distribution plan.

Dave thought the pork merkins were a little bit much.

Okay, enough about merkins.  Let's talk about cigarettes.

Dave shows off his chest/belly merkins.

Okay, so after you get all that done, you fly to Chicago and you have lunch outside.

You just know it's a nice place when you get the hot rag to clean your hands.  (Although Jesse wasn't quite sure what to do with it--he thought it was a hot merkin.)

Maria tells Oli to stay cool in Alaska.

Colby and Beth wanted a nice picture of themselves.  I declare this to be a nice picture of them.

And here's a nice picture of Mike and Maggie.

After you get married, you have to go pretend to do it all over again for the camera guys.

Then you realize Andy Warhol has been reincarnated as a hideous wicker deer, and that seems about right.

Then you sit around drinking beer waiting for the reception to start, so you can drink more.

Margaret explains where I can take my merkins.

Riley and Cecily, cutesy and rhymy.

Margaret explains to Sue and Chris that karaoke is a good chance to get out some political rants.

These two guys are "Under Pressure."

Here's proof that they really are "Under Pressure."

Colby tells Tyson that karaoke is not the time nor place nor even the proper platform for political rants.

Colby is "Hungry Like the Wolf."

I don't remember what Riley sang.  I'm sure it was Quite Nice, though.

Tyson turned the bar into a piano bar.

Trout calls this the upwardly-mobile-fish dance.

Time to get down.

Fuff, Jr. tells the old joke about "what points at people who like blow jobs?"

Pricilla doesn't care that Eric forgot his merkin at home.