Here's some more goddamn fun pictures from Chicago!

I think this was a prototype for the Quintessons.

If you want to eat the world, a good place to start is in Chicago.  That's where quite a bit of the world is, and a lot of its fatter citizens.

You can pick your friend's nose, but he's not my friend.

The Sea of Happiness is truly a place of happiness (and fairly cheap draws of beer).

Everything must have an opposite.  I'm guessing the Gallery of Hell is the opposite of the Sea of Happiness.

You could get all three each for $30 a month, but why bother when you can get all three together for $90 a month?

Sun Ra would make a latch-hook pillow of himself.

See?

You're on the Spaceship Erf, destination unknown.

This looks like something Justin Kitchentable would get a tattoo of on his forearm.

Rocket Number Nine take off for the Planet Venus.

You can find fingerprints in clean noses (and pumpkin seeds).  This pumpkin has very nice teef.

This is what Jesse looks like right after he throws a dart into your leg.

I predict that you will pick my nose as soon as my head is out of this damn crystal ball.

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